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Calzone Muncher

A Calzone Muncher is a derogatory term for a person who is Italian or lives in Italy or anywhere near it
Italian: Man I don't know why people hate me
Other Person: It's Because You're a fucking Calzone Muncher
I: How So
OP: You're Italian you Calzone Muncher
by Hat dude July 10, 2018
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calzone cunt

A vagina that looks exactly like a calzone. Normally a meat calzone
Ye it was an alright night with Emma but , I tell you what it wasnt great...pumping her calzone cunt
by KegLegKevin September 10, 2018
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Calzoned

When a girl doesn’t want a relationship with you but she lets you eat her out.
My man Jim totally got calzoned by that Italicization chick he met at the party.
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Calzone

When a woman stretches her pussy lips far enough that they sag . Then the woman forms a pouch with their lips and the man ejaculates into the pouch. Then the woman closes the pouch ( at this point, other items can be mixed into the pouch like meat, lettuce, cheese, etc) and staples it shut. Now you’ve got yourself a Calzone
Awwww shit, I turned that bitch’s pussy into a calzone and gobbled that shit up.
by Small wood August 28, 2019
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Cantonese

A Chinese dialect that is quite different from Mandarin. At this time of writing, Cantonese is not available on Google Translate, but available on Microsoft Translator.
Why is Cantonese, the official language of Hong Kong and Macau, not on Google Translate?! Not all Chinese dialects are the same, Google!
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Calzone

The best cheesiest thing ever created its a pizza burrito with cheese 10/10 would digest again
Did you know that a calzone is gods creation
by Calving November 1, 2020
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Calzone

Before penetration, begin tossing pizza dough to land onto your penis, and proceed to spit the tomato sauce you’ve had held in your mouth onto your dough covered weiner to use as lube and you complete the Calzone by finally putting it in creating a delicious masterpiece!
Hey baby, i got some pizza stuff for tonight, maybe we can do the calzone finally tonight
by BBBlanks November 21, 2020
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