Tallahassee Cannoli

The byproduct of the torsional stretching of the gland’s, caused by overstressed hemorrhoids

Dude when I went to take a shit, I accidentally left a Tallahassee cannoli in my grandma’s toilet

by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022

Cannoli chocolato

The Italian term for poop dick, it is when a man sticks his dick up a girl’s anus and gets shit all over his penis.

Giovanni: Fuck man, last night I was hitting it from behind and my girl forgot to wipe, O ended up with a Cannoli chocolato.

Cletus: Bless your heart, you I-Talian, we only need 2 syllables for that here’s in Alabama. We call it poop dick rounds these parts.

by stonydaman May 3, 2021

Longhorn Cannoli

When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)

Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.

Host: Man you're fucked.

by longhornhostnigga November 1, 2020

Walker County Cannoli

A penis wrapped in a pancake with whipped cream. Usually eaten after dinner as a sweet treat.

Brittany ate a walker county cannoli after dinner, she just needed something sweet.

by Lairdman February 1, 2023

Camilla the cannoli

Super rare, nearly extinct, all of the others lost their will to live. but an extremely scary creature often found hiding in the shadows eating tea and crumpets.Sends a lot of good memes and is never on her phone when I am because of the 4 hour time difference but um. Yeah she’s a great person and she’s on tinder so hit her up

on this fine Saturday morning Camilla the cannoli snap chatted me in the day time, a rare occurrence

by mail a bitch number 2 February 26, 2018

Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.

I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.

by Bluntzie September 19, 2023

Spicy Cannoli

When someone eats Taco Bell and their ass is burning the next day, and someone gives them a creampie

We ate Taco Bell yesterday so I finally get to give my girlfriend a Spicy Cannoli

by JayMaysta December 8, 2021