Dirty Callum

A dirty callum is the act of doing too much cocaine and ending up freaking out and going to hospital...

“Hey is your friend okay he looked pretty spooked out last night”
“Yeah he’s fine he just did a dirty Callum”

by Hospital king April 15, 2020

Doing a Callum

The act of punching someone who is unaware while seating.

Oh wow dude that guy who got thrown out, got caught doing a Callum!

by RyanOliver65 June 29, 2022

callum cunt

A total and utter wanker who is small but a twat.

He is a total and utter Callum cunt

by Yaygeezetun December 1, 2017

callum maclean

a very very very bent person aha,also a fenian bastard

oy you callum maclean your a fenian bastard

by WatpDavid1872 July 13, 2019

Callum

Callum's are very sickcunts that prefer the outdoors over a screen. They are liked along many people and make the best out of any situation. Callum's are strong and know how to fight. Many Callum's are gym rats and do sick stuff.

Callum that sickcunt

by jordanar150 September 7, 2021

Angry Callum

When small Callum gets angry. Which is often!!!

Tilly: you’re angry
Callum: I’m notttt ANGRYYY!!!

*said in an angry manor* (eyebrows scrunched up)
Tilly: oh it’s Angry Callum

by Massivelad March 30, 2019

Callum

Callum.
A man who is highly intelligent, kind of cute but can sometimes make him self look like a shaggy dog, so he rarely likes to
Groom .He cares a lot but sometimes to much, doesn't like to be in uncomfortable situations for to long, Not a big drinker but when drunk tends to be the loudest most cheerful guy. 
He is sometimes stupid when trying to fit in. Has lost of friends but doesn't like many, hes more of a follower then a leader.

Callum is a true friends and simply amazing but thinks hes a god

by Used1105 December 31, 2011