baby calfed

Being so calfed (look up) you pass out in the fetal position.

Dan disappeared for hours. After being concerned of his whereabouts we found him baby calfed in the bathroom.

by Biggity Big Pun June 29, 2007

calf leg

A pistol as defined by Walter Friend

When you go out late, don’t forget to bring your calf leg.

by Candice's Mom October 20, 2021

calf

despite what most people think its not a part of the leg its a cow but alot smaller usually referred to as a baby cow

son:look mom a baby cow
mom: thats a calf

by exub1a September 16, 2021

Calf Squeeze geologist

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!

Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!

by calfsquezers December 31, 2018

bison calf

A baby or young bison.

I see a bison calf.

by Ritacca March 2, 2023

Calfing

When a male is standing with his dick pointed downward and legs spread apart. Other partner will lift their head up and suck on the genitals like a baby calf nursing it’s mother until completion of standing partner.

Yo, did you hear about Stacy last weekend. She was calfing johns dick until he came in her mouth.

by I also handled this handle February 27, 2020

CALF

Childless And Looking a Financier. A mature woman without children seeking men based on finances rather than an age preference.

Joye's sexiness attracts men of all ages but she isn't a MILF looking for a hookup, she's a CALF longing for a destination date.

by Joye Styk November 4, 2020