Dirty Caillou

When you’re in FULL FORCE Caillou mode throwing a temper tantrum over a girl not showing you her feet, or taking feet pictures for you. So you take her disabled amputee sisters prosthetic leg, because it’s the best thing to real life you’ll ever get, fuck your best friends girlfriend with the prosthetic foot while your cat watches. Then end up dating all three, plus your cat. While eating a pickle.

Fuck Kyle just pulled a DIRTY CAILLOU!! ... AGAIN !

Damn it Kyle... not the Dirty Caillou .. put the prosthetic foot down and help her back into her wheel chair !

by Kyles favourite admin June 3, 2021

Caillou

Caillou is single handedly the best anime in existence about a bratty snobby kid that is believed to have cancer and gets away with anything.

You retarded piece of shit, Caillou is a good anime. Fucker.

by YaRichBibba February 21, 2018

facebook callout

when people call out sick (who really aren't). and post their fake symptoms on facebook to get sympathy.

Mary posted a facebook callout on Superbowl Sunday, but we all knew she wasn't sick

by Mully19 January 24, 2011

Caillou sex

To start Calliou sex you first need one person bald. The bald one pushes the other against the wall and begins making out. Next the bald one cuffs the other participant to the bed after all the clothes are removed. The bald one begins pleasuring the other participant with their head, either by rubbing their head on the dick or clit or strap a sex toy onto it and putting it in the vagina/ass. Then the bald one begins fucking a hole with a strap on or their own dick. Once both members are near climax they begin to sing the Caillou theme in unison. Once climax is reached they must such each other's cum using a straw or their mouths. The two then grab vibrators sticking them up an ass or vagina. Once they both reach climax again they grab their Caillou plush dolls and rub them on the other partners' dick/clit. After that, they both watch an episode of Caillou and repeat until 10 episodes have been watched.

Jimothy: "You wanna have Caillou sex?"
Billiam: "Where do we buy the stuff for it?"
Jimothy: "Razors from the drugstore, sex toys from the sex shop, and the Caillou stuff from Amazon!"
Billiam: "I call being bald!"

by DenseCabbage June 8, 2019

Caillou

a s**head bald kid who get whatever he wants f**k you Caillou

mom my big sister is acting like a Caillou

by z guy May 27, 2018

Caillou

Cancer Patent
(Alt.) David Jones

David is Caillou

by Desroy797 January 20, 2017

callouted

when a quotev user has a callout/awareness journal or activity made about them or something they have done.
it can range from necessary to extremely petty

"wow, I sure do hope I won’t be callouted for my cock ratings"

by simplification January 10, 2023