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the caesar salad

v: an act of love/lust in which a man straddles a woman's chest, enabling him to reverse titty-f**k her while the female stimulates his butthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)

*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel
"weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad."
by the_gurve_pipe March 26, 2007
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casserole

a word that can used in place of "asshole" when a film airs on basic cable, especially when "Pineapple Express" airs on FX.

or

just a fun, playful alternative to calling somebody an asshole.
Dale: "You are a casserole. That's all you are - you're a casserole."

Saul: "I'm not a casserole! You know what, I, I feel pretty sure that I'm not a casserole. I'm like a totally nice guy!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcIFMbyyEHU
by Master Black Francis Bacon September 4, 2012
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Filthy Caesar

The male shits in his partners mouth, then receives oral sex.
"I shit in her mouth, then gave her a Filthy Caesar til i nutted."
by Ted West Closing Speed January 14, 2013
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Sausage Casserole

Any international flight in which there are more male flight attendants than female. A Sausage Casserole differs to a sausagefest due to chutney being involved.
Mike: "Damn, there are only 3 female flight attendants on this flight! It's a total sausagefest up in here."

Cam: "More like a Sausage Casserole."
by nevelis April 24, 2011
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Canser

When you never went to preschool and learned how to spell cancer
Oh no he has canser! Goddammit I can't spell.
by YURRSELF June 13, 2017
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Caesar

The Roman dictator was assassinated by JoJo Siwa in attempts to gain fame, but she was killed shortly after. 2000 years later she has risen again to reclaim her lost glory.
by Heccing_Normie November 6, 2020
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Julius Caesar

The most gangster ruler of everyone's favorite Ancient civilization, Rome.
Said to have been killed on the Ides of March (March 15th) by a coup put together by Brutus and Cassius.
And they are now on the bottom layer of hell getting eaten by satan, as said by Dante's Inferno.
Julius Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered"
by Sheldon Jefferson January 26, 2007
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