the cacoon

when a two persons are spooning (naked) and the guy inserts his member into her rectum and leaves it there to continue spooning, untill it gets limp and it falls out( this would be the butterfly leaving the cacoon)

G and cole were spooning and G fell alseep, and cole got a raging boner, but as not to disturb the sleeping G he gave her a cacoon to avoid the awakening of G

by sab dad June 19, 2004

the cacoon

(Noun) The 13th maneuver in genital origamy. The act of stretching ones ball sac, pulling it up, and tucking the entire genital package into the stretched sac.

(Verb) Putting ones genitals into the cacoon, hoping that in a few months, out will come a penis of butterly proportions.

After tucking my balls into the cacoon for six months, my dicks still as small as ever

by banker July 28, 2006

Poop Cacoon

Molded shit around somebodys dick, usually done while another person is asleep with a raginging erection, often blown dry to dry out the poop on the erection.

Don't fucking fall asleep douche bag or im going to give you a poop cacoon

by tit hair February 20, 2010

Caconomenology

The study of ugly, weird, strange and/or unfortunate baby names, mostly for the pleasure of mocking those baby names.

First heard in "Baby's got a bad bad name" on www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com

OMG did you see what she named her twin babies?

Navaleenah Jade
And
Mahkayleeaih Daisy

Is she crazy, or going for the Caconomenology hall of fame?

by peachtree2 January 13, 2011

cacogna

cocaine crack or any mixture of the two...

hey man lets get some fucking cacogna and get loaded tonight.......

by crackalacin October 19, 2009

cacockphany

when you look back on your life... and it's just all dicks.

"My life has been one resounding cacockphany."

by securityinfinity February 26, 2017

Cacoonpetence

Incompetent as fucking cocoons

What the fuck man! The level of fucking cacoonpetence in Trump’s administration is astounding!

Man what the fuck! Cleveland Browns has been cacoonpetent since ages now!

You know our country is cacoonpetent when Hilary and Donald win the primaries. What the fuck man!

by Asoniasonia April 20, 2018