Jazz Cabbage

A newer slang term (circa 2016) for the devil's lettuce.

"Hey, are you going out tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna hang and listen to some loud jazz cabbage before passing out."

by djblvnts July 14, 2016

not as green as you're cabbage looking

Said upon discovering that an individual is not as unintelligent as initially thought. (Chiefly (NW) British Isles, slang, could be construed as complimentary)

"Eee! I thought you were as thick as two short planks, but it turns out you're not as green as you're cabbage looking"

by splatharri March 29, 2010

space cabbage

Any strain of herb that renders the user undecided, dumbfounded, or mildly retarded(hence the name space) for a period of 2 to 4 hours after use.

WhoooWeee!!!!! That nigga's got the muthufukin' space cabbage mane!
Ooowwwh!!!!!Hot Buddy!!!Hot Buddy!!!

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

Cabbage Flaps

wrinkly labia that hangs out of the vagina excessively resembling boiled cabbage.

damn, you see that broads beat puss?? She had some serious cabbage flaps.

by Deedz760 May 21, 2008

Jazz Cabbage

Weed, marijuana, or cannabis.

Who’s down to burn some jazz cabbage to ease this hangover?

by RalphMacchiato September 7, 2019

Cabbage Muff

A term originated in New Jersey to put down an opposing Jersey bitch in an argument. Many people do not understand what this means, but then again...

It's a Jersey thing.

Jersey Whore 1: Are you insulting my family?
Jersey Whore 2: Shut up ya gabage!
Jersey Whore 1: No, ya gabage ya cabbage muff!

by dickmasterflex October 15, 2010

Cabbage Night

The best and coolest word used to describe the night before Halloween. Cabbage Night began in the middle ages. People would wrap each others horses with papyrus and throw rooster eggs at their neighbors. It remains today the primary word to describe the night before halloween. Recently, there has been an uprising of anti-cabbage night protesters aka the "Cabbage Deniers." The protesters will soon back down after they experience the force of Cabbage Night for themselves.

Hey Bubba, lets go toilet paper Liz's apartment and show her what Cabbage Night is all about!!! Dang! That sounds like fun!

by Cabbage Commando August 25, 2009