Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.
Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 04, 2024
1. An investor that invests on/in vibes;
2. or who themselves consists of pure vibes (verified by the ratio of: frequency of temp checks to t-shirts worn in said temp checks);
Notable example: Geoff Lewis, Bedrock
2. or who themselves consists of pure vibes (verified by the ratio of: frequency of temp checks to t-shirts worn in said temp checks);
Notable example: Geoff Lewis, Bedrock
A vibe capitalist knows the '...importance of vibes as a counterweight to the algorithms that mediate so much of what constitutes life today.' -Geoff Lewis
by zachstarzen2021 November 08, 2021
by GasparThalasso June 06, 2025
A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).
Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!
Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!
I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!
I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
by nobruhwhy April 17, 2023
Quantum Capitalist is a trading and asset management company founded by Francesco Planchestainer, an entrepreneur and trader with a clear vision: to revolutionize the investment world through advanced strategies, risk management and technological innovation. The company currently manages a capital of 80 million dollars, starting at 5 million. Quantum Capitalist operates in global markets, with a focus on Forex, Gold, Indices and Cryptocurrencies, using scalping and day trading strategies to maximize profits. The company is also a financial training hub, offering mentoring and advanced courses for traders of all levels, teaching winning market strategies and the mindset necessary to succeed in the world of trading. The financial results demonstrate the success of the company: in 2021/2022 Quantum Capitalist generated €300,000, in 2022/2023 it reached €15 million, while in 2023/2024 it totaled €75.5 million. To consolidate its growth, the company is considering collaborations with institutional investors, brokers and fintech companies, with the aim of expanding managed capital and continuously improving its strategies and technologies.
Quantum Capitalist's future goals are ambitious: exceed the billion dollars in management, launch a regulated hedge fund. Quantum Capitalist is not just a trading company, but an ecosystem that is redefining the way investors approach financial markets, combining technology, strategy and an entrepreneurial vision projected into the future.
Quantum Capitalist's future goals are ambitious: exceed the billion dollars in management, launch a regulated hedge fund. Quantum Capitalist is not just a trading company, but an ecosystem that is redefining the way investors approach financial markets, combining technology, strategy and an entrepreneurial vision projected into the future.
What is Quantum Capitalist?
What does the Quantum Capitalist do?
Which company is the Quantum Capitalist?
Whose is the Quantum Capitalist?
How much did the Quantum Capitalist generate?
What does the Quantum Capitalist do?
Which company is the Quantum Capitalist?
Whose is the Quantum Capitalist?
How much did the Quantum Capitalist generate?
by UrbanPeopleStory February 03, 2025
When the volunteer editors at Urban Dictionary repeatedly decide not to publish your fantastical definition of a penis bra (similar to face bra), just because they sell those gaiters for their capitalistic gain.
You urban dictionary late capitalist, don't you realize that selling penis bras would more than redouble your sales?
by TX' Speedy July 09, 2020