buttcracker

a total asshole/ a word that i came up with when i was little bc i couldn't say the real thing.

You buttcracker!!

You're such a buttcracker.

by The BusDriver June 6, 2014

buttcock

A male trannie who tucks and tapes his junk between his buttocks

That trannie was a buttcock he taped his cock between his butt!

by meeow August 4, 2007

Buttchum

1. explosive dhiarrea

2. Someone thats being a complete jerk

1. The little boy was so sick that he shot his buttchum all over the bathroom stall.

2. Dude, just relax and stop being such a buttchum

by angrysmurf October 16, 2010

Buttclock

the act of putting a grandfather clock in anothers anus and having random people tell you what time it is!

hey I'm bored lets make a buttclock

by mhoward August 23, 2011

ButtcheekJob

ButtcheekJob-The act of sticking your penis between a hot girls buttcheeks and thrusting up and down between her sweaty asscrack until you unleash your load of cum on her right buttcheek

ButtcheekJob-The act of sticking your penis between a hot girls buttcheeks and thrusting up and down between her sweaty asscrack until you unleash your load of cum on her right buttcheek

by ButtcheekJob Fetish March 18, 2019

Buttcheek Cigar

A log of shit hanging from your buttcheeks just before it splashes into the toilet. If at this moment someone were to catch a glimpse of your butt it would appear as though your butt was a giant pair of hairy lips smoking a cigar.

OMG It smells like someone was smoking the old buttcheek cigar in there. Use some spray man.

by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020

oral buttcheek

It's a ass with a mouth

When I saw that oral buttcheek I was like "jesus Christ that asshole has a mouth"

by Lemon drop dizzy January 2, 2017