Bumped a Dumpster

The phrase used to describe having intercourse with an ugly partner.

Last night was rough, after I woke up I realized I bumped a dumpster.

by jimmydeaneggs August 16, 2020

Bumped

Going to pick up money after a job is completend , yet never actually collecting due too many sob stories that always happen when you need to pay actual money

"Went to Dave for that green and guess what?
BUMPED!!!!!!

by Stilloriginaligloo October 28, 2020

Bumped

A single word used as if someone had took or stole something from you and it obvious that it was going to happen

Yo josh you just got bumped for that last football game it was rubbish

by Triggz February 16, 2021

Bumple

A couple where the male is a bum and the female is a bum, together they make a bumple.

Him and his baby mother are dusty bums, that’s a whole bumple!

by Aeisha April 19, 2021

bumbledick

the middle of nowhere or country

I was driving in the middle of bumbledick! Deer almost always hit my car!

by cheesecurd March 14, 2022

Bumplestiltskin

What you call her when her labia are covered with bumps one week after she gets waxed

Mallory: The key here is confidence
Lana: Which Pam's got by the shitload...
Mallory: ...for reasons known but to God...
Pam: Well a lot of it is the Brazilian! They really make you feel... SEXY! At least until the ingrown hairs turn me back into Bumplestiltskin

by Truckasaurus July 31, 2022

bumped me for a cigarette

This is said when a person passing by on the street takes two fingers and bumps their mouth basically asking you if you have a cigarette that they can mouch from you.

That low life piece of shit just bumped me for a cigarette. Fuck that guy.

by JoeyBomm June 23, 2023