weenie bumpers

Two males that work together that can't stop talking to each other. Not gay but pretty close Aka bromance

Jason and Tom spend more time talking than working. They are a couple weenie bumpers!

by JackHammer91 January 9, 2015

Bumper Cocks

Bumper Cock - A cocktail based on white sambuca and whiskey, similar to an Anaconda, but served with soda water and/or fruit juice, can be long or short.

The barman asked me how much soda I wanted in my bumper cocks, I told him to “fill ‘em sky high”.

by Priz-n-wallet January 10, 2020

bumper stumper

bumper stumper is when a person releases a burp so loud it makes your mom queef spaghettios out of her asshole

I made my mom cry when I released that bumper stumper.

by RadNotRed February 15, 2022

Bumper Ride

The term "Bumper Ride" is a regional term originating in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio with nearly the same meaning as the term "skeetch," but suburbanized and without city bravado. Due to the snowy roads in the city, kids often hitched a ride by staying low and grabbing on to the rear bumper of a vehicle at a stop sign and 'skiing' the road, more like 'water-skiing,' and released hold of the rear bumper when reacing their destination. Avoiding detection was key, due to the hidden nature of the liability incurred by the driver. Sadly, chrome bumpers are no longer made on cars and the tradition has fallen by the wayside.

Derek caught a "bumper ride" all the way to his street and only walked a block instead of 12 blocks.

by mangledsaxon May 26, 2012

bumper balls

Imitation Bull's balls made of plastic or metalwhich are hung from the rear bumper of pick up truck or sport utility vehicles.

I hung some chrome bumper balls on my new F-350.

by bumperman March 21, 2005

bumper hung

Being stuck behind a slow moving car with nobody in front of them and unable to make a safe lane change. The traffic in the other lane is moving too quickly to make the lane change.

I'd try to get in the fast lane, but I'm bumper hung.

The left lane is going at 65mph, but I'm in the right lane going 30 behind a Buick with grandpa behind the wheel.

by Akhilesh Patel May 8, 2007

cunt bumpers

Two women who engage in the act of cunt bumping.

Ellen Degeneres and Rosie Odonell are two famous cunt bumpers.

by theJAW June 26, 2008