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Gooch Bugs

The stubborn parasitical like organisms which hatch from the clustered gooch eggs between ones anus and goolies.

They often migrate to the utopian weaves of a Muslim's prayer matt via the shedding of ball broth and sack syrup of a heavily sweating and unwholesome Muz.
'As Maqsood unrolled his best but tattered and decaying prayer matt, he was dehumanised and robbed of his senses by the fogging blizzard of gooch bugs. Hatched, unhatched and deceased'.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021
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coochie bugs

coochie bugs are know as CRABS
a form of STD's know as CRABS or Coochie bugs
by tootsiepop21 August 7, 2008
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crank that bugs bunny

when your with a girl and your about to cum, you stick a carrot up her ass and say "what's up doc?" and then ejaculate all over her face
i was with this girl last night and i finally got to crank that bugs bunny
by austingale March 8, 2008
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meth bugs

meth bugs are open sores on a meth head's face that are caused from them thinking their skin is crawling making them scratch & pick constantly. commonly referred to as 'meth bugs'.
ew, did you see that guys face? he has meth bugs.
by MsSmarti February 5, 2010
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booty bugs

A sexually transmitted disease also known as syphilis. Can be treated with bug spray bicillin. Also requires your now infested parter to be treated.
SPS’s (Steven Paul Scott) wife wasn’t happy that he gave her booty bugs from sleeping with random women and maybe men.
by Buddy, M.D. January 30, 2019
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nug bugs

Crabs or other bugs that live in your pubic hair. A serious case is usually called "Sailor's Nug Bugs."
John - "Somebody call the doctor!"
Mike - "Why?"
John - "I've got a bad case of Sailor's Nug Bugs!"
Mike - "I told you not to go to Tijuana!"
by Sharon22 June 18, 2006
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