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Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan

Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan is an American saint of the Freeventist religion, originally a soldier who in the heat of battle divided his cloak in front of a nun and many of the heathen warriors who were charging against him to reveal his tiny dagger, it is said that Bo Sinn appeared to bestow the power of seven days free upon his dagger, and ever since that day he pledged his life to the Freeventist faith, never to speak to a fronthole again.
Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan gave me seven days free, I must spread this salvation to all my fellow bowlthren!
by Rapture1690 June 17, 2023
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buchanan

A person with this as their first/last name is most likely a weeb or very weird person. This person is most likely to do weird things if you were talking to him.
That guy is so weird id say he has buchanan in his name.
by Squid man 2123 March 3, 2019
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buchan

Asshole teacher. Teacher that assigns way to much homewwork and has no life of his own.
Mr. Buchan is such a Buchan

Mr.Smith gave us a book to read in three days... WHAT A BUCHAN!!
by I am FUCKING LEGEND April 7, 2008
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Pat Buchanan

Ultra Right-Wing Conservative Christian Bigot who has developed the disturbing habits of believing his own rhetoric and savagely attacking anyone-and-everyone who is not like him. He once proclamed that if he was to have been elected president (in 1996), his first action would have been to place Bill Clinton under arrest.

(Buchanan doesn't stand a snowballs-chance-in-Hell of being elected ANYTHING in 2008, but if...through some horrible fracturing of the Cosmic Whatsits...he were to become president, his first action in office would be to pat George W. Bush on the back, vigorously shake his hand and tell him "Well done, great job!"
Such thoughts should make any sane, rational person want to run to the nearest toilet.)

He also DEFENDED Congressman Foley (that's the one who was sending homo-erotic E-mails to under-age teenage boys. One wonders if he would have eagerly defended President Clinton if all HE had been doing was sending erotic E-mails to Monica Lewinsky)

Some of his more "wholesome" activities have been: Praising and defending Richard Nixon; Worrying incessantly about "cultural pollution" while scoffing at actual pollution such as smog and chemicals dumped into our drinking water; Waging war against Political Correctness; Believing wholeheartedly that our children should be taught lies and myths in their history classes and creationism in their science classes; Bashing-and-smashing homosexuals, AIDS patients, unwed mothers and rock' musicians (and happily claiming resposiblity while AT THE SAME TIME denying these actions...and praising anyone else who also does the same); Butting into other peoples affairs; Revelling in the fact that he's anti-semitic; Treating women like chatel slaves; Verbally attacking anyone-and-anyone who is wealthier, healthier, or happier than he is; Utterly against Martin Luther King Day; And just being the sort of anal-retentive person that gives Conservatives a bad name.
"The truth is that Pat Buchanan was trained at the knee of Richard Milhouse Nixon."
-CBS News's Nightwatch,
December 11th, 1986.
by carl maltese August 5, 2007
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Buchona

A colloquial term used in Mexico to refer to women of low social status who are, or aspire to be, mob wives.

Buchonas tend to be very gaudy in appearance. Their long hair is always dyed either a cheap jet-black or a cheap, brassy "blonde". Their make up is heavy with thick, drawn-in eyebrows, bright rouge/blush, pale foundation, and red lips. Their bodies are heavily surgically modified and they love wearing long, acrylic, rhine-stone covered nails in hopes of attracting buchón men.

They tend to drive around in large trucks or SUVs with tinted windows blaring banda or corridos, an awful musical genre that seems to appeal to the working classes and the flashy, new money crowds of questionable incomes.

These women usually come from the northern Mexican state of Sinaloa but can, unfortunately, be found throughout the entire country and in certain parts of the United States.
Person #1: Ew, why did they allow that buchona in this restaurant?

Person #2: They're probably scared of her buchón boyfriend. She thinks she looks good but she looks like an ugly, rural town version of Kim Kardashian that was stung by a thousand bees, fell in a radioactive lake and was rescued and dressed by a New Jersey hooker stylist.
by chloemx November 14, 2018
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Buchanan

A snotty, materialistic person who is only concerned about their own welfare, but who deceives others into believing they actually have a soul.

Named after Daisy Buchanan from The Great Gatsby.
Tom: "Hey, did you see Daisy at the party?"
Nick: "Yeah. She's such a Buchanan, though. She was acting like she was way too good for the party."
Gatsby: "I still love her, though."
by GreenLightshine December 6, 2013
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