Broetry

writings of bros by bros for bros put into one book that is often referred to as "The Bible of Bromocracy". It is filled with definitions of words that have been bro-created. Such words would be bromance, brosef, brotection, bro-b-que, and bromosexuality.

Hey have you seen the new edition to Broetry? its brotastic

by brosef Dan October 19, 2008

Bonetime

the time of day when you get to have sex

the best kind of time

Girl: What are you doing when you get home?

Guy: BONETIME!!

Girl: That sounds like fun

by SWseamen March 2, 2008

Broner

Erection gained from looking at the bread emoji

Oh man, I’ve got such a broner.

by Dino Kysgwoahwowbehdjwja October 3, 2020

Bronette

A female "bro".

Bros and bronettes - lend me your ears!

Oh Sam? She's my best bronette.

by Eternal Merkaba February 2, 2021

Bronte is the best

Bronte

An angel who will fight you

You don’t understand these girls are violent, she would think she’s nice when she’s not and will easily get offended

She can also be soft so don’t worry just stay on her good side and comfort her

Humphrey -Wow Bronte the best is so nice dude...

Tom-Wow really dude

Humphrey -Yeah Tom get urself a Bronte is the best

by periodtttITSonSIGHTmffff July 7, 2019

bronathan

When your friend Shaunathan is looking particularly bro-like today, and you switch his name for the above.

Shaunathan: Bro, sup bro, what's bro'in with you, bro?
Bro: Bronathan you're what's bro'in right about now.

by Ninjareacjd September 13, 2019

Bromet

To insert one's penis into a lukewarm grapefruit and fuck it.
The grapefruit is usually an average sotrebought grapefruit that has been warmed up in a microwave. The penis usually belongs to a small, skinny, white male who will never know if the grapefruit feels like a real pussy or not.

Recently Jason noticed that his hand was no longer able to do their job. His ever sympathetic mother now supplies grapefruits for him to bromet with, in exchange for oral pleasure.

by Fizbitch June 2, 2008