A straight up fag who drives miles and miles to see a Hootie and the Blowfish concert....mosty commonly in "Oklahomo." Gaywads of this sort play the guitar and sing along to their Hootie & The Blowfish CDs at any time possible. See near synonym for Oasis fans...Champagne Superhomo.
Road trip BROMO! We gotta get the cooler stacked with ZIMA and get some Virginia Slims...it's a long way to Oklahomo!
by Mario Fillini November 10, 2008

dude I totally say you mackin' on your brother while he was sleeping yesterday, you're such a bromo!
by Moonshadow3 October 13, 2009

by White African Boi August 11, 2019

In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
by GFord November 10, 2008

by Baller3005 March 1, 2017

by :| ? December 24, 2009

A total fag-bro or a brew. The type of man who wears neon clothing and lots of plaid. Wakeboards more than they should, makes sure everyone knows it, and usually isn't very good at it. Loves the lake and acting like a total toooooool!
Guy 1: "Hey, I've seen that kid on the lake before, boarding it up, wearing neon shorts. Is he cool?"
Guy 2: "Naw man he's a total Bromo, don't even talk to him."
Guy 2: "Naw man he's a total Bromo, don't even talk to him."
by FuckBromos May 25, 2011
