A straight up fag who drives miles and miles to see a Hootie and the Blowfish concert....mosty commonly in "Oklahomo." Gaywads of this sort play the guitar and sing along to their Hootie & The Blowfish CDs at any time possible. See near synonym for Oasis fans...Champagne Superhomo.
Road trip BROMO! We gotta get the cooler stacked with ZIMA and get some Virginia Slims...it's a long way to Oklahomo!
by Mario Fillini November 10, 2008

dude I totally say you mackin' on your brother while he was sleeping yesterday, you're such a bromo!
by Moonshadow3 October 13, 2009

by White African Boi August 11, 2019

In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
by GFord November 10, 2008

by Baller3005 March 1, 2017

by ABENSOL May 2, 2013

A male friend who can also be a complete homo, and who enjoys starting arguments and/or fights to the point where he will argue about arguments. A tool.
Bromo of Arguception: Hey, gays shouldn't serve in the military (attempting to start argument)
Normal Guy: Man, i'm not going to start this shit with you.
Bromo: What?! You're not even going to argue with me?!?! (becomes pissy for the rest of day)
Normal Guy: Man, i'm not going to start this shit with you.
Bromo: What?! You're not even going to argue with me?!?! (becomes pissy for the rest of day)
by AverageBro June 18, 2012
