Mr Brisket

A frustrated carpenter, generally seen with meat pie filling stains on his shirt.

"Oi mate look at Mr Brisket over there doing the joists"

by Bobmartyn8876 April 22, 2022

Brisket

a very offensive insult in which you compare someone to a slab of brisket(specifically beef).

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS YOU BRISKET!!

by BrisketBattler April 30, 2023

Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.

I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023

Cum Brisket

A cut of fecal matter that two cowboys fans find accidentally while docking through the woods looking for their sliced golf balls

Man Daniel and Bishop have been enjoying their weekly search for cum brisket

by The Fairway December 10, 2023

cooking brisket

when someone farts

“ewww who’s cooking brisket” (who just farted)

by caspercue July 23, 2021

whisker brisket

The unshaven vagina of a woman with abnormally large labia.

Her whisker brisket reminded me of a handful of roast beef on the barber’s floor.

by AC Papa Bear November 6, 2020

Thought Brisket

A "thought brisket" refers to the mental process of slow-cooking an idea or concept, allowing it to fully develop over time. Just as smoking a brisket requires patience, attention, and gradual transformation to reach its full flavor, a "thought brisket" involves giving yourself space to reflect, ruminate, and let the complexities of an idea settle before reaching a final understanding or decision. It's about letting thoughts simmer so that they can mature into something richer and more nuanced.

"I’m not ready to make a decision on that yet; I need to let it turn into a thought brisket and really slow-cook before I know the right approach."

by landsharks67 October 10, 2024