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An extremely attractive Australian male who is good at everything. Often can be found in beautiful women's beds.
That guy has it all, man, he's such a Brett.
by masterboom May 4, 2017
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When an overweight nihilist on the holidays drives by a bad Jeep dealership with Sandy girl at home that’s he’s not fond of but he’s an old dick in the sand. He’s on the verge of stroking out so instead of coffee dates with a greenhouse gypsy he’d rather have boiled hotdogs than grilled
He has a sandy club cadd and loves to bowl hot packets of mustard in the deli
Boy that was sure a brettastropghy, you can see it in the chunks on his untrimmed chest
by The Mangodess May 21, 2018
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NOUN: A total 2-face slimeball hypocrite. Someone who acts like Eddie Haskell from the old TV series, prim and proper to parents and people with power and authority, but a cynical and disgusting sleazemeister when among his peers. A model student and altar boy in Society, but into boofing and blackout drunks with his party-boy peers. The kind of guy who'll schmooze and slime his way up the social ladder until he puts himself in position to overturn Roe and deny abortion to victims of party rape like the ones he knew in college.

VERB: To commit a repulsive act worthy of a Brett.
NOUN: Him? No I'd never go to a party with a guy like that. He creeps me out. He's such a total Brett.

VERB: Dude#1--How'd you make out with Mindy last weekend?
Dude#2--Awesome! Totally Bretted that skank-ass hoe. Let's go boof some Roofies! Put on some Marky-Mark. Yeow! Get DOWN!
by Gr8WyteDope May 18, 2019
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An amazing girl who is a fan of every anime and has great gaming skilllzzz

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to muy best sis
That gal is Brett, the best of the best.
by Sistersis July 26, 2016
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He is a ginger with blue eyes and a gorgeous stomack.
He loves keeping people happy.

He makes sure he really likes a girl before he dates her because he's scared he going yo get hurt
He's the guy friend you never intend to fall for.
When you fall for him you fall harder and faster then you intended to fall for anyone.
When you see him your heart drops it stops and races all at trhe same time
You get butterflies that feel like they can pick you up and take you away.
Your face goes a bright red as soon as he puts his arms around you for a hug.
He is the sweetest guy you will ever know. He will get along great with your family and friends
He'll do anything for you.
He's truely one you want to keep around!
He can be slightly agressive when drinking but that's the fun part
Tianna: Heey Layla look who it is.
Layla: omg its brett! (Oh my go butterflies)
Tianna I wasn't supposta like him like this!
by MurphyBear September 9, 2010
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A Child that needs to stop playing video games and grow up.
"Hey whats up Brett whats new..."

"nothing just video games"

"wow Fag"
by Jester121 October 18, 2008
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A guy who has a cunt as big as his forehead who should jump off a bridge and get eaten by goldfish
wtf is he doing digging through the trash, thats a brett
by yah-boi April 5, 2017
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