Brentyn

Usually a complete knob. Typically breast fed by their mothers until the age of 27 and like to showcase their wealth, which is almost always exclusively their inheritance. Brentyn is typically a suburban drop-kick, but believes masculinity is defined by appearing like a farmer. Will often wear attire attributed to hunting and farming, despite working a sales job and never actually partaking in hunting or farming. Often believes they are hyper attractive, despite having the physical attributes of a crab. Their super power is easily creeping out women.

Girl 1- Why does that creepy looking guy in the sales team keeping sending emails to the ‘all staff’ address?
Girl 2- that’s just what Brentyn does. It’s weird.

by ThePassiveSnake November 23, 2021

Brentje

Brentje is the best kind of person. He owns an endless amount of qualities. He is fun to be around and will make sure to help you when you need it. He’s the best friend and boyfriend you can have ;)

He’s sweet, loyal, caring, smart, kind-hearted, en geweldig :)

He's also the best person to play minecraft or tf2 with. He also is really fucking hot ;) and he detains the most beautiful eyes <3
Everyone who knows a Brentje can consider themselves the luckiest person.

Person 1: who’s that tall guy with pretty eyes ?

Person 2: oh it’s my Brentje, I’m so lucky to be his gf
Person 1: I wish I could be you

Person: I know :p

by grogu69omg January 7, 2022

Brent Mccraw

A short fat kid with a squeaky voice that always talk about gta and how hes going to his cousin's to work as his tractor with his grandma. He also simps for lola bunny.

What a Brent Mccraw! He always talks about lola bunny!

by blind_squirrel June 1, 2022

brent faiyaz

You don't really wanna be my lady (you don't, you don't)
You know it's more than just drivin' Mercedes (more than Mercedes)
These hoes gon' call and drive you crazy (they gon' drive you crazy)
They just tryna f- and have my baby
My block too hot to have a lady (my block too hot)
All these detectives stay investigatin' (investigatin')
Play it smart, no hesitatin' (no hesitation)
If they can't get to me, they'll try my baby
It's a party all night, sunlight
(Don't want no one around when I'm comin' down) all of the good times
Goodbyes still high, still right
It's gon' rain here all day, girl (all day long)
But we still have tomorrow
Lady, I don't know how
You know me for a month, now you wanna be my b-

brent faiyaz>>

by soimactuallyobsessedokbye July 11, 2023

Brent

brent's are kind hearted. amazing in bed. loving. sweet. great personality. loves to make the ONE feel special :)
has girls all over him, but states that he will not betray the one he loves.
Also goes by names other than his own.
makes her heart melt and knows what to say. he doesnt use girls, looks for a long time relationship (life parntner)

<3\
Also freaking gorgeous. could make any girl jizz at his looks. :)
brent is also a tease.

and is a deep thinker. loves french toast. and his girlfriend :)

You see brent?"
yeah?
he's so hot. i wonder if he will sleep with me?"
nope. he's got a girlfriend. he won't betray her for someone like you.
oh"

by BreatheLightly March 22, 2012

Brent

A name normaly given to the most caring, warm people in the world, these people will make you feel beautiful and always keep you smiling. Sexy 'almost mighty fine' beasts.
Its near imposible to not fall in love with a Brent.

Steph <3 Brent

by heypeoples35 October 10, 2009

Brentley

The most handsome guys in the world are named Brentley. Usually has beautiful brown eyes and dark skin. Known to be a great father, best friend, and husband. Hardworking, faithful, fantastic lover, and loving. Love naps and can be impatient.

Oh, and they usually have a nice ass.

"Brentley is my husband."
"Really? Damn, you are SO lucky!"

by wifeofagod December 23, 2016