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Belming

The art of belming is to protrude your lower lip outwards by inserting your tongue between your lower teeth and lip and extending your tongue forwards so.

The clear implication of belming at someone is that either;

- You don't really believe a word they are saying.
- You think they're a MONG and not really worthy of proper conduct.

The act of belming can be enhanced in either of two ways, preferably both;

- Stroking the extended chin at the same time. The longer the strokes, the more you're infering that lies are being told.

- Saying the world 'belm' at the same time. Quite a difficult word to say clearly when your tongue is sticking your lower lip out, but effective all the same.
If a friend was to state "Yes, that Saturday evening really was fun. I had both Kate Moss and Linda Evangelista fighting to take me home" you would be quite within your rights to say "Oh, really..." while belming all the while.
by James J. Foley February 20, 2009
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Belmont University

A liberal hippie school in Nashville, TN conveniently disguised as a fundamentalist Christian institution.

The school is overall a blast. Academics are easy, easy, easy. Profs are great. Fundamentalist Christians make up less than 10% of the student body. Most of the students are either Taylor Swift-wannabes or HUGE liberals even though homosexuality is against school rules.
by LoveBelmont December 30, 2009
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brembo'd

The act of applying the brakes harshly in a vehicle. Past tense
I brembo'd so hard that I just barely missed hitting that car.
by sureshot007 September 19, 2012
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bremain

The act of the United Kingdom (Britain) remaining in the EU rather than Brexit.
If only everyone had adopted the word Bremain instead of Brexit at the start of all this shite, maybe the country wouldn't be proper fooked.
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Titty Bream

A pond dwelling sunfish so flat and large you have to press it up against your chest to get the hook out.
Jeff caught himself a stringer full of Titty Bream on the pond tis morning.
by Harry Biggerstaff January 5, 2020
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Belmont Stakes

A very large race track in Elmont, NY bordering Floral Park. A great place to drink when all else fails. Belmont Stakes allows kids to drink there of all ages with anything being said to them. The first weekend in June is the best time to be in the parking lot getting shitfaced.
First Saturday of June, 90% of your friends with be getting drunk outta their minds in the parking lot of Belmont and no one will question their age.

Guy 1: It's the first Saturday in June, what do you wana do?

Guy 2: Are you crazy it's the Belmont Stakes?!

Guy 1: Good point lets grab a few dirty 30's of natty and get wasted.
by Sucka Nut June 9, 2009
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belmont hill

noun: specifically, the act of gay sex between two or more males, as practiced and made notorious at the belmont hill school; in general, any instance of staggering homosexuality

adjective: mind-bogglingly gay

also verb: to engage in gay sex or other forms of faggotry, to be remarkably gay
Dude I'm straight, don't start getting all Belmont Hill on me.

You can't wear those clothes in here; this isn't Belmont Hill.

Make sure you get off of their campus as fast as you can after the game, or Bel Hill's football team - and the rest of the school - will try to Belmont Hill you.
by the z mann September 19, 2008
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