breakdown breakdown

Breakdown breakdown is a sentence of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure part 4 opening "great days", right when this song starts the singers yells BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN, causing it to become a meme of it's own by using it out of context by saying you're having a blank BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN , this meme is commonly used by JoJo fans

-random guy: "Hey dude how are you"
-you: I'm having a mental BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

by W A T E R May 22, 2020

Emojinal Breakdown

An emojinal breakdown occurs when a participant in a conversation uses an emoji totally unsuited or inappropriate to the discussion at hand. Usually would involve contrasting emotions and makes the author of the message appear like a total dick.

Dude 1: holy crap did you hear about the massacre at the school last week? 14 people dead! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Dude 2: Dude seriously what the fuck?! You are LAUGHING about that?

Dude 1: Oh uhm. Was supposed to be the sad emoji. Sorry man. Was having an emojinal breakdown

by laserswordofdeath +3 November 4, 2017

Marvel Breakdown

When an MCU fan has a breakdown over the latest movie release.

Symptoms include:
-Seclusion
-Hysterical crying
-Rambling about the movie
-Further obsession with Marvel

"When Peter Parker died in Infinity War I had a Marvel Breakdown"

by sGWen October 4, 2018

Walmart Breakdown

A breakdown in a song so good that you could trash/destroy a Walmart to it.

Dude, did you here that Walmart Breakdown in that Tallah song?! So sick!

by DeathArsenal November 9, 2018

Respondus breakdown

When you're forced to do an exam on a webcam so you have to hide the fact you don't know anything and are freaking out inside

Tyler: how'd James do on the test last week?
Rachel: he said he had a respondus breakdown and hasn't come out his room since

by Thefamilydisappointment April 1, 2021

Bridget Jones Breakdown

When you look at your love life ( and other aspects) and realise how shit it is .

Ending up with bottles of wine / any other alcohol in the house and much junk food.

I had a major Bridget Jones Breakdown last night , I had at least 4 bottles.

by Whitewomensyndrone April 24, 2016

To cow out of a breakdown

To hyperfixate on cows to the point where you rant yourself out of a breakdown

Alternative: To show someone pictures of cows until they feel better

To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night

by HighlandCows August 4, 2021