battle of the booties

What rappers call MTV's Video Music Awards.

Yo, bam! Dis year it'z like da battle of da booties.

by Emily August 23, 2003

houdini cheescake bowtie

Part 1: While having anal sex with a woman, pull out when you're ready to cum, spit on her back so she thinks you have, then blow in her face when she turns around.
Part 2: After blowing in her face, punch the girl in the face so she bleeds and it mixes with the cum, looking like strawberry cheesecake.
Part 3: When she's knocked out from the punch, pull a cincinnati bowtie by shitting on her chest and then sitting on it and rubbing it in with your ass, so it looks like a bowtie.
Part 4: Make sure to get a picture, because if you successfully pulled this off, you are the manliest man alive.

Dude, I totally just pulled of a houdini cheescake bowtie last night. The girl was so impressed that it worked, she wasn't even mad, but she congratulated me on my epicness when she regained consciousness.

by this is youtube shit March 27, 2010

Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant

A variation of the standard Cincinnati Bowtie, with IcyHot placed on the balls prior to the bowtie-ing, so she feels like her chest is on fire.

In the world of awkward sex, the Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant has to be up there with the most awkward.

by Spartacus Sanchez February 20, 2009

battle of the booties

When two gals with bootys competing in some way.
Could be shakin' booty to some music.
Or it could be a "booty-to-booty" battle if ya know what I mean.

The two booties have some contact like, bumpin, slamming, pressing and comparing each others booties together in a competitive way.

"A woman two another: lets compare our booties and have some "Battle of the booties" action."
"Lets shake our booties"
"Wanna have some booty fun together?"
"You can't beat my booty"
"Lets compare our booties"

by _Nina_ March 26, 2008

beckley bowtie

when someone is sleeping, you shit on their neck. When they wake up, they look down and left and right, resulting in a bowtie.

That girl was so drunk last night, I gave her a beckley bowtie and she wore it around for hours.

by coop/price September 30, 2007

Mexican Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

"Yo' Holmes, let's go get some Taco Bell and the give eachother Mexican Bowties for desert"

"Yo' essay, that be fucked up"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad November 1, 2006

battle of the booties

a good competition, an important one. could b sport anything.

the football match on monday was a real battle of the booties - or - the football match on monday was a real booty battle

by petey August 23, 2003