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Boosey

Angela:"My boyfriend cheated on me with my sister"

Charles: "Wtf? That's boosey"
by The amazing bad beech November 29, 2018
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Bose

Highly overrated company that manufactures inferrior audio components that fail to compete with equipment in a pricerange that undercuts many Bose products tenfold.

Paper cones, 'secret' frequency response, and wide gaps in the crossover dynamics make for muddy and empty sound with high distortion in the upper ranges coupled with limited bass response from the 'bass module,' which is little more than 3 small drivers arranged in a sequence.
No highs, no lows, must be Bose!
by Daniel Roberts November 26, 2003
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Boise Bongos

Where two people are having sex, and the guy proceeds to play bongos on her tits until they are numb.
Dave:"I played a show last night."

Bob:"Oh yeah? What instrument did you play?"

Dave:"The Boise Bongos. She hit me..."
by Flyhunter November 1, 2008
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Bowser

The famed turtle-like creature popularized in such video games as Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros. 2, and Super Mario Bros. 3. This is the pre-royalty title of the villian. He lived with his parents until he was 25, brooding on his own inadequacy. When he inherited his rich grandmothers isolated castle located past Koopa infested deserts, caves, and mountains, he decided it was time to look for company. His obsession with Princess Peach eventually led to him meeting Mario Mario and they instantaneously became rivals for her affection. But we all know it is Luigi Mario who does all the work.
What?
No you suck.
"Bowser!!!!! Take out the trash!!!!"
by Luigi Mario May 13, 2005
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Boise

People who don't live here, mispronounce it: Boys Z. No, No, Not right. It is: Boy See, got it? I Da (Duh) Ho. Thank you very much.
I hate it when people say: Boys Z, for Boise.
by Guido1 March 20, 2009
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Bose

Speaker corp considered highly of by average consumers who have never compared bose to anything other than their $50 radio.

Speaker corp whose flagshit $3500 Lifestyle50 is outperformed by a $700 Onkyo model.

What gullible people buy when they have too much money to spend and not enough time to research.

A name who ignites flames in the hearts of audio enthusiast

A speaker corp who uses shoddy materials, overprices the product, and places displays and demos next to $200 models in order to sound decent by comparison

A speaker corp who uses 5" subwoofers in a $3500 home theater system (note: 5" does not a subwoofer make)

A gullible consumer magnet
Bose uses the same speakers for the $3500 and the $1500 model.
by OriginalReaper December 22, 2003
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Bose

A crap speaker brand that is there to rip you off.
"My speakers suck"

"My headphones fell apart"

"My subwoofer is talking"

"My computer speakers sound like dollar store headphones in a paper towel roll"

"How much did you pay for this?! It sounds so much better than my Bose system!"
"$200."
"..."
by Lasagna Feet December 21, 2008
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