Milk Bowling Balls

A term used to describe the perfect set of juicy, wonderful, big, luscious breasts that do not only make your penis rock hard, but also fills your heart with warm pleasure, you get feelings about making the lady as happy as you can for the rest of her life, and you straight up enter a state of mindfulness.

"Bruh those were the greatest set of boobs I have ever seen on a woman. Those things were straight up milk bowling balls."

by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021

bowling scale

a way of determining how far someone has gone sexually; like the bases, but more specific.
gutterball=kiss
7-10 split=feeling up
spare=hand job/fingering
strike=oral sex
turkey=69
slytherin=sex

Tom: hey so i turkey-ed with a girl the other night
Bob: that's nice on the new bowling scale, i know what you mean

by slytherin=dirty July 27, 2010

Finger Bowling

-verb

To stick your thumb in your man's ass while your middle and ring fingers fondle his balls.

"I can't get my nails did, I'm going finger bowling."

by emm aka bella April 17, 2010

bowling for soup

A super super cool band, all there albums are exellent and people who dont like em should be .... *thinks*....shouted at alot, lol

Bowling for soup are the greatest band ever!

by Jonny September 4, 2003

Bowling Green Bar Stool

The act of a male sitting on a bar stool, and spinning around, while 4-5 girls kneel beside it and take turns sucking him off

Brady- Dude I met these girls at Sky Bar and then took them home and did the Bowling Green Bar Stool

Mike- You lucky Bastard

by S Daddy April 9, 2008

Bowling for bullshit

a Colombine-esq massacre of the pc community by Infinity Ward and its community chairman Robert Bowling. A new campaign slogan, it would seem

WHAT??? NO DEDICATED SERVERS??? were bowling for bullshit here, fucking bullshit

by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010

Cosmic Bowling

1. Actual bowling with lazer lights and blacklights.

2. Lesbian form of sexual bowling, where one girl puts her thumb in the ass of another girl, and her ring and middle finger in the vagina.

1. "Dude, cosmic bowling is awesome! Wear white and you'll glow!"

2. "Heyy babayy, I wanna go cosmic bowling. Is your boyfriend away?"

by LezzieLovers August 1, 2009