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bromosexual

The sexual preference that includes males, females, postboxs, atms, lakes, power sockets, bicycles, and street posts.
"Brohan is so bromosexual"
by P10 February 13, 2005
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bromosexual

noun; associated with frat boys. Men who pay to have other male friends, such as in a fraternity. Spend most of their time worrying about their hair and going to the gym to cure hangovers. They spend more time talking about women than actually being around them.
Bro 1: "It would be bromosexual of me to rub sun-block on your back."

Bro 2: "But my arms are too fat from weightlifting to reach."
by chandizl December 16, 2008
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Binosexual

(adj, n)
Someone who is capable of sleeping in a bed with another person, no matter their gender, without having sex with said person.
Why can't I sleep over at his house were both binosexual.
No it doesn't bother me to sleep over with my gay best friend I am binosexual.
by skybluerider December 6, 2013
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rotosexual

1. (adjective) a sexual persuasion which describes a person who enjoys sexual-intercourse while spinning rapidly

2. (noun) a person who cannot seem to decide his/her sexual persuasion, thus constantly spinning around in regard to his/her sexuality
1. Last night, Linda took me to the merry-go-round at the park and got rotosexual with me.
by David December 31, 2004
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biosexual

A person who gets off on lab mice, beakers, uranium, and anything else related to biology.
Girl: I'm Biosexual!
Boy: So... is that a no for the movies?
Girl: Will you bring me a lab mouse to fornicate with?
Boy: Huh?
Girl: And some uranium... that would be awesome...
Boy: Okay...
Girl: Maybe a few contrasting chemicals...
by Jinxy Winx February 15, 2010
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Hotosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to people based on their level of hotness, as in how in shape they are, rather than the kind of genitals they have.
Well, generally I'm straight, but I'd much rather get down with a fit woman than a fat man, so I guess that makes me a hotosexual.

I used to be a hotosexual, but then decided that men really are idiots and I can't deal with it anymore.
by gurgoob January 25, 2012
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bromosexual

Your bro. It's straddles the line of almost too far of a bromance. Both bros are so amazing and so sexual in general it hurts peoples hearts. There is a common and utmost jealousy of this alliance.
Ex. (In a crowd and shouts...) hey bromosexual! (Everyone turns their head and looks with angst because of jealousy) cause your bro alliance is so grand.
by Alohaerica January 7, 2014
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