by Ryan & Jenn July 11, 2004
Get the Botchmug. One does not define Botch Life
The Botch Life is something you understand
One can't explain The Botch Life it is something you live
One can't live The Botch Life unless they understand The Botch Life
The Botch Life is something you understand
One can't explain The Botch Life it is something you live
One can't live The Botch Life unless they understand The Botch Life
11-0 win. botch life.
Ma hommies #botchlife
Wow that chick I talked to was hot,botch life
I will back my Botches up when the Botches start Botching at them
Ma hommies #botchlife
Wow that chick I talked to was hot,botch life
I will back my Botches up when the Botches start Botching at them
by #Botch Life October 1, 2012
Get the Botch Lifemug. An annoying group of pretend friends from the May 2011 BB; mean, wanna-be botches who enjoy creating drama, stirring drama, talking in annoying text speak and posting annoying LOLcatz. They think they are above everyone else, but are really truly just annoying and wanna-be Botchy Notch Groupies.
LOOSING, duh.
LOOSING, duh.
I heard that girl is a shiny botch! Really? I guess I'll have to prepare to have my eyes bleed because their posts are annoying and pathetic.
by non shiny notch August 21, 2011
Get the Shiny Botchmug. meaning that your mother tried to have an abortion to get rid of you, but it didnt work (it was botched) and now you are screwed up and your mom didnt even want you in the first place.
by Lydia123456789 February 10, 2007
Get the botched abortionmug. A "Botched Joke" has occurred when progressives seek to forestall any opposition use of a democrat quoted reciting a conceit held commonly among progressives, though not among the general voting public, by a campaign of obfuscation and phony outrage.
The most obnoxious display of this occurred when Sen. John Kerry expressed the typical progressive view that the ranks of our country's military enlistees are comprised of uneducated poors who couldn't know better and are therefor themselves properly understood to be additional victims of "Bush's wars", saying:
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."
Kerry and his supporters claimed that this was a "botched joke" which was intended to mock Pres. Bush. In service of this silly claim, they offered up a half-dozen alternative, "original" versions which added and rearranged words and punctuation. Progressives begged the question, "Why would Kerry commit political suicide by joking at the troops' expense?" when it is clear from the video of his comments that Kerry intended no humor whatsoever. As if to undermine their own false narrative, progressives simultaneously praised Kerry for displaying the political courage to tell the truth about America's "poverty draft".
The most obnoxious display of this occurred when Sen. John Kerry expressed the typical progressive view that the ranks of our country's military enlistees are comprised of uneducated poors who couldn't know better and are therefor themselves properly understood to be additional victims of "Bush's wars", saying:
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."
Kerry and his supporters claimed that this was a "botched joke" which was intended to mock Pres. Bush. In service of this silly claim, they offered up a half-dozen alternative, "original" versions which added and rearranged words and punctuation. Progressives begged the question, "Why would Kerry commit political suicide by joking at the troops' expense?" when it is clear from the video of his comments that Kerry intended no humor whatsoever. As if to undermine their own false narrative, progressives simultaneously praised Kerry for displaying the political courage to tell the truth about America's "poverty draft".
It would seem that progressives are going to handle Obama's 'You didn't build that' remark by giving it the Botched Joke treatment.
by juuuummmmyyyy July 27, 2012
Get the Botched Jokemug. Like bitch but not really.
by Gangfuck May 24, 2006
Get the Man Botchmug. The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.
by Ivan Denisovich December 31, 2013
Get the botched wipemug.