Flapjack booty

A debilitating disease where the suffer is endowed with a non-spherical, flat shape of booty. Named such due to the striking resemblance to a side-by-side pair of pancakes. Flapjack ass can be cured with regular visits to your local gym, where it's possible to perform enough squats to fashion a round, bouncy booty capable of correctly filling out a pair of jeans. Flapjack ass is most common amongst male members of the Caucasian race, but there is no solid scientific evidence to conclude it doesn't affect the other races as well. Occasionally present in females, but is much more common in males. When flapjack ass is discovered on a woman, it's often so rare that your local newspaper may give a cash prize to the lucky photographer who can capture one on camera.

"Lo, look at that face! Alas, it seems he suffers from Flapjack booty! He does not appear to be a suitable mate. How unfortunate."

by jkejke February 9, 2014

Fat booty bitches

Sexualy appealing girls that posses that large, fat bottom. The one they may shake to make all the boys go wild.

Those fat booty bitches have quite a bottom to show. They shakes it wildly, attracting many males in excitment, filling them with despair and sexual frustration.

by TheJewWhoGivesChildrenSexTalks September 21, 2014

Booty Trippin

When a girl thinks that she is too good for you to talk to you anymore because of her increase in ass.

I don't know why Tiesha ain't talkin to me anymore? She must be booty trippin!

by Nasty Teeth The Rapper January 4, 2010

Booty Hole

A hole in the booty where the poop comes out

"Ms. Frizzle, what's that?"

"Gurl, dats a booty hole."

by danooct1 February 1, 2016

Booty Picker

when your finger nails are too short from biting them, that the top of your nail is your skin cause you really don't have any nails and if you wanted to pick your booty it wouldn't hurt

YO GIRL, YOU GOT BOOTY PICKERS.

by bootypickers. October 22, 2009

Bootybrow

The creases between a woman's booty and her legs. On an extremely sexy women bootybrows become fleek bootybrows

PS. Onision is a cuck.

I wish I had bootybrows like Rachel! She has such perfect fleek Bootybrows......I'm so envious!

by Iluvkookies June 22, 2016

Barty Crouch

A character in the Harry Potter universe, thought to be fictional until he surfaced on facebook, apparently seeking his master Lord Voldemort. Assumed dead after receiving the Dementor's Kiss, Crouch was revealed to be alive and well, locked within the confines of Azkaban but convinced that he had located his erstwhile master at Pembroke College, Oxford, disguised as a fourth year student (as of 2009-10). Since identifying this student as his master, Crouch has risen to prominence in Pembroke society, antagonising students and facing an uncertain future after his 'master' refused to acknowledge him; indeed, it's believed Crouch has been reported to facebook authorities several times for numerous offences, including bullying, racism and sexual harrassment of his master.

Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.

"Who's this Barty Crouch guy? I added him as a friend, but he just keeps insulting me for being a Muggle."

"Barty Crouch keeps warning me to stay away from him."

"Crouch has apparently been reported to the facebook authorities for constantly requesting a relationship status with his master."

by concernedatbarty November 14, 2009