Bono

The greatest man ever to grace the earth with his presence. He has a glorious voice and a very shiny butt. He sweats a bit much under stagelights. Some people call him pretentious but that's just because it's cool to hate him. His eyes are sensitive to light, so he wears shades, aka Bono shades.

Person 1: Oh my god, that man has a voice like Bono!

Person 2: Really? OMG the hotness

by the-cat July 12, 2011

Bono

Noun; A man who no matter how many good things he does still comes off as a huge piece of crap. This is because he actually is crap.

Origin of the word comes from an episode of South Park where Stan's dad takes the largest crap in the world.

Man, why are you such a Bono?

I don't care what they say, that guy is a Bono.

by Ronnie Kimbel February 24, 2010

Bono

The singer of U2. Everyone seems to be hating on him. U2 is a very respectable band and last time I checked you weren't a world famous superstar! Is there a right way to do it?

Don't hate on Bono. At least he's trying. And he's got a great band to support him!

person 1: Bono sucks!
person 2: Don't be hatin!!

by imnotcrazyyet October 3, 2010

Bono

Is the record for the biggest crap!

"Somebody's been keeping it a secret. Bono was never the record holder! He's the record!"

by ashman March 8, 2008

Bono

noun.

Primarily used to describe a person whose opinion is not valued by the group.

Normally used when someone is trying to gain credibility through their stance and opinions.

Lucy: "Oh well as I was saying just the other day the economic situation is just dire. We need a change in government."

Everyone: "Oh shut up, Bono!"

by thegreatcollapso + The_End March 1, 2009

Bono

The organ used to give some poor girl (in either sense of the word) a charity fuck.

Jen: Did you hear Bono was in Virginia the other day promoting AIDS?

Ashley: Really? Oh, well that girl never gets any anyway.

Virginia: Hey, wtf are you guys talking about?

by kjewfljwhrglw December 15, 2007

Bono

Bono got his name from a hearing aid store called, BONOVOX, in the Republic of Ireland. Interestingly, just as Native Americans have drinking problems in their genes, Irish people are often deaf due to genetic defects. There are many deaf people in Ireland and a lot of Irish hearingaid stores.

Bono doesn't have to wear bonovox, and nor does he have to wear those awful glasses that look like they're from startrek.

by U2MyMan April 10, 2009