bonk

do the gay

Person 1:"just uhhh...... just bonk against me, it's a hug but painfull and without hands"

bonk by zoocanada February 27, 2018

Bonk

Can be used in 5 different conjugations, and used to describe any stupid situation. Or used when no other word is available. Often used with the phrase, “bean dip”.

What bonkulous weather we’re having today.

I jus let a bonk crawl out of me.

Bonk by thesweggerman2.0 June 9, 2018

Bonk

The only way that you know the definition of bonk is if you are bonked. Such as losing a round in a sport by a dumb rule. Debaters know bonking all too well. So does Chris Pratt.

The Rams beating the Saints over that bonked call was so anal

Bonk by Don'tgotoBerkley February 18, 2019

bonk

I gotta bucket of chicken

"bonk, you're dead"

bonk by Pathetic Ranch May 7, 2019

BONK

terrible at any video game he plays and nothing compared to a deeper

"Dude how are you 3 - 43 good god quit playing like a bonk."

BONK by THE GREAT DEET August 13, 2019

Bonk

Wolf in Russian

Random Russian dude: *sees wolf*
Same Russian dude: “Bonk!!!”

Bonk by 🥔❤️🤣 October 13, 2019

Bonk

An exclamation of superiority in battle. It is usually spoken upon impact, when the speaker's weapon, preferably a baseball bat, makes contact with it's target.

Scout: "BONK!"
Other man: "I am no match for this man, for I have been hit by his baseball bat."

Bonk by XersuiluB November 25, 2019