Corporate Blue Balls

What one gets after hours and hours of meetings discussing a decision and the decision is never made.

This is the 4th meeting we've had this week to discuss whether or not we should we should order more paper for the copier. Someone needs to make a decision - I've got Corporate Blue Balls!

by BB63 December 7, 2012

cinematic blue balls

The result of watching a movie where the plot builds to the point of the viewer expecting an action sequence or climax of the movie to occur yet they are left in suspense for an extremely long period of time.

We were watching "Inglorious Bastards" when I got cinematic blue balls from the expectation of some Nazi killing, but the next scene only turned out to be more dialogue.

by thatboatguy December 20, 2009

Social Blue Balls

The frustration that builds up in men who often have very attractive female friends who perpetually "friend zone him". This condition often leads a man down the path of marrying the first woman that comes along who will let him put his dick in her.

Any nice guy married to a complete bitch who used to have a lot of really hot female friends, suffered from years of social blue balls.

by furie27 August 17, 2010

Blue Balls

the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.

Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.

note to all women,

NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls...its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it...well, almost never...

by Sexy Otter January 12, 2004

Video Game Blue Balls

When you are in the middle of playing an intense video game, and something forces you to quit. For example your mom, girlfriend, bad connection, or asshole friend. You feel like shit because you didn't get to finish the job.

Dude I was just about to get my nuke in modern warfare 2 but my mom turned off my xbox. Total video game blue balls.

I was one kill away from getting a killionaire in halo and my connection timed out. Left me with a case of video game blue balls.

by Papa Fong and Leroy January 7, 2011

Blue Balls Bailout

When a close friend has sex with someone - but only to cure their blue balls.

David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.

by Well, shit. January 18, 2018

blue ballin

BJ stopped mid-BJ.

"man dog i had this girl over and she had to leave... damn man she left me totaly blue ballin.

by Nahojay&Nancy December 9, 2008