blowing job

The retarted way my boyfriend says blow job just to annoy me.
"Babe, will you give me a blowing job?"
by Squirt5000 July 19, 2017
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A blow job is when one person shoves a significant amount of cocaine up his/her anus and then farts said cocaine all over another person's face.
Lebron and Dwyane bought a ton of cocaine so that they could give each other blow jobs.
by michaelk6 April 07, 2011
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It Is When You're Mouth Goes On A Male's Penis, Otherwise Known As A Form Of Oral Sex....
Before You Consider It.

Why Don't You Picture Drinking His Urine
Or Perhaps Eating Your Unborn Children With A Spoon Like Yogurt...
Does It Taste Good Now?
Hoe: I Give A Blow Job For 20

You: Bro...He Sits In His Room Jacking Off With Hands That Have Been Who Knows Where, And Then He Pees Out Of It...And On Top Of That, Sperm Come Out When He Cums! And You Sit Here Lickin It All Up. Yeah...Sounds GREAT To Me!

Hoe: Bitch! 20 Bucks Is 20 Bucks!
by Pup101 May 05, 2016
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Blow job

Last night i sucked drews floppy. blow job
i doobed on his flopppy
by Salene May 24, 2008
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Blow Job

What a woman does to express that the male has a vehicle of substantial value.
Malk bought a BMW, so he got a blow job in the front seat.
by Malk G September 26, 2006
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Blow job

A type of oral sex in which a woman sucks on a mans dick. It is important to lick it and give him a hand job while doing it
"Kerry was a good girl until we went to her room and she gave me a blow job."
by Sexmonkey December 08, 2014
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The act of a man or woman sucking on another man's penis. This act is usually performed by first the man or woman kissing or licking (optional) down the man's abdoman. Next, the man or woman unbuckles the man's pants and pull them down to about above their knees. (This allows people to easier hide what they are doing if they might end up getting caught). Then, the man will pull out his penis. The other woman or man then licks the tip of the (possibly)erect penis. While gently messaging the mans balls the woman or man begins to lightly suck on the head of the penis. The act continues as the other man or woman begins to allow the penis deeper into the mouth and throat. The act usually ends when the man ejaculates into the other man or womans mouth. The recipient of the cum should ALWAYS swallow.
Sue gave jonny a long erotic blow job.
by Kinky8888888 March 17, 2007
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