A man who has fully bought into the feminine imperative of post modern society. Usually out of ignorance, but sometimes to try and manipulate women for sex (e.g., a male feminist). A Bloopee abides strictly to the “happy wife, happy life” canard and even expands it to all women everywhere. A common belief of this type of man is that if a woman speaks, she’s correct automatically and will ensure he’s got her back immediately and unquestionably. Any other man trying to question anything she’s said will be countered with energy.
Another very common trait of bloopees is their utter inability to compete in male spaces where masculinity is required. They prefer the safetyism dynamic where feelings and a sense is guarantee security are most important.
Another very common trait of bloopees is their utter inability to compete in male spaces where masculinity is required. They prefer the safetyism dynamic where feelings and a sense is guarantee security are most important.
A lady: oh, yesterday was such a struggle, I needed to carry in my groceries and nobody was around to help.
Bloopee: what? What?!!?!?!? Do you have a husband or a son? That’s their job, no questions! If I were there when you arrived with groceries, I would have carried them in for you. tHe fUtUrE iS fEmAlE
Bloopee: what? What?!!?!?!? Do you have a husband or a son? That’s their job, no questions! If I were there when you arrived with groceries, I would have carried them in for you. tHe fUtUrE iS fEmAlE
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A lady, any lady: I had to carry my grocery bags in by myself.
Bloopee: what?!?! That should never happen, ever! If I were there I’d have brought you roses and carried all your bags in for you. Men are scum.
Bloopee: what?!?! That should never happen, ever! If I were there I’d have brought you roses and carried all your bags in for you. Men are scum.
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