Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. But not caring.

Gary: You went home with some fugly girl last night. Did you fuck her?
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)

by crash2burn April 4, 2010

Blob

What you call a big fat guy named BOB.

Blob should pay more then us for the pizzas because he eats two pizzas all by himself.

by the howboucha guy March 6, 2008

Blobba

A fat guy in a pizza hut

A wil Blobba has appeared

by Gr0p January 19, 2021

Blabbergarchy

Anarchy that is filled with much blabbing and lies and generally just madness.

The forums are filled with blabbergarchy.

by Supposedly Anonymous August 11, 2010

blibber blabber

Blah blah blah blah

Would you stop blibber blabbering!

by Blibber blabber March 27, 2016

Blob Emoji

An emoji with the body structure of those from Google Hangouts, Android devices, etcetera. An example is below.

Blob emoji are my favourite kinds of emoji! They're so precious!

by BiscuitIsSmol Words4U January 22, 2019

Blabbernolan

Tell trailer, gossiper squeeler pansy rat bastard

Who told ye that I bet I was the blabbernolan fela the big dirty peterfoil

by Stemark March 22, 2019