Bladder Ballet

When your pee makes cool shapes when it hits the toilet bowl.

My pee made a bladder ballet.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

bladed it

Bladed it is a saying commonly used by people in South Sacramento when someone or something is “weird”, “stupid”, or “dumb”

“Bro did you just pour milk in the trash can you bladed it”.

by Liquidherionpapi May 27, 2020

bladeepilled

when ur high off listening to so much bladee

“ hey what are u listening to dude “

bladee enjoyer : mallwhore by bladee

“ dude you’ve been listening to bladee so much “

bladee enjoyer : ik his music has crack in it #bladeepilled

by bladee’swhore August 15, 2021

Blade and Sorcery

The reason the FBI thinks I'm a violent person.

Guy 1: hey bro how many VR games you got?
Guy 2: yea bro I got blade and sorcery the other day
Guy 1 frantically runs away

by Another fucking Fuze October 5, 2021

razor blade shit

when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it's way through your rectum it really does a number slicing up the walls of your anus.

"dude i had the WORST razor blade shit this morning! what the fuck did i eat last night, glass?!?!

by billy bats June 11, 2006

all blade no fade

1. popular hairstyle in the early to mid 90s, where the bottom half of the head is shaved leaving a massive hair helmet up top with no fade in between.

2. a person that does a lot of talking with little finesse.

1. Ralph: Did you see Tom's mushroom cut?

Hector: Yeah I saw that George Washington lookin motherfucker, he's all blade no fade!

2. Horace: I was tryin to talk nice to that bitch and she tore me a new asshole!

Chad: Yeah man, she's all blade and no fade.

by Ldukey July 5, 2006

lightning blade

when you have sex with a girld and just before you cum you pull out and instantly thrust it again at the speed of lightning for the killing blow

Hey man how was the date?
Oh it was great although i had to resort to using lightning blade

by Thefunnyguy124 April 22, 2018