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Bliztard

One who cannot drive in blizzard conditions, or chooses to do so and is not prepared. Typically drives a small compact car with very low ground clearance and only 2WD. Will charge a snow bank in hopes of making it through.

Also see Wintard
I can't get down the street. Im gonna have to detour.
Why?
Some Bliztard is blocking the road. They abondoned their car so I can't help pull them out.
by Slacker1357 February 10, 2013
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blizzard bags

"Hey man my bitch left me with blizzard bags"

"Damn Casey, blizzard bags are the worst"
by T-Doll March 4, 2014
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Blizzard in a butthole

It's where a bunch of guys masturbate over an asshole, and when they cum, all their fluids go in a butthole, giving the blizzard it's name.
Yo that girls such a hoe, I bet she'll enjoy a blizzard in a butthole!
by imhypershadow April 5, 2017
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cj blizzard

Did you see that CJ Blizzard at the show the other night.
by Christopher Diamond April 21, 2008
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artic blizzard

when a girl (or guy) gives a guy head with mints in their mouth.

similar to "firefly" (giving head with poprocks).
Thomas really wants an artic blizzard because he thinks it'll be quite refreshing.

Thomas can't wait to get an artic blizzard.
by crazyychickk01 December 4, 2010
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Buffalo Blizzard

A Buffalo Blizzard is when you are doing a chick; and when you're about to blow your load, you stand behind a running fan and release your spunk into the back of the fan, so your hot jizz will blizzard onto her. Much like a snowstorm in Buffalo.
I gave that chick a Buffalo Blizzard last night, it was all over her!
by StudRatchet October 25, 2016
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Paper Blizzarding

Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.
You just got paper blizzarded

Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.
by Gregory Ferrara January 7, 2019
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