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Baining

A remark popularised in Glasgow made to describe an experience or an object, from which significant enjoyment, and a general feeling of satisfaction, is derived.
Describing an experience or situation

“Double music this afternoon, that’s baining bro”

or, when describing an object

“Nfn lit tea, fortnite n a baining wee ginger cake to cheer is up after a shite day sc snap is"
by TheRealFaZeJarvis June 18, 2019
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blind guardian

one of the best metal bands that has ever walked the face of this earth!
SHIT! Blind Guardian fucking kicks ass!!!
by Lord Mediocrity April 14, 2003
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Bitch Be Blind

When a guy is whacking off and his lady walks in on him .. She starts yelling and he promptly punches her in the right eye and soon after plasters the left eye shut with his Goo..
Dude my lady walked in on me jacking it so I punched her in one eye and shot a load in her other one . There you have Bitch Be Blind
by Lick it all up November 30, 2018
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Blind Curve

The part of a vehicular on-ramp or off-ramp curve where people throw their trash out the window of the car because they think other drivers can't see them.

Most of the trash is empty beer bottles, fast food containers and empty energy drink bottles. Most of this is done by people who have no idea what a garbage can looks like and leave their shopping carts in an open parking space.
DRIVER: "Oh man, I can't get pulled over with all these Keystone Light cans under my seat".

PASSENGER: "Dude, don't worry, when we get off the highway to stop at that all night adult bookstore, lets throw them out on the blind curve on the off ramp".

DRIVER: "Good thinking! Hey! I just popped a boner, can two people fit into a peep booth?"
by Tikitrain May 15, 2009
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blind crush

Having a crush on some one who has no idea who you are while they have a crush on you and feel that you have no idea who they are.
She: "I have a crush on him, but he doesn't even know I exist"
Him: "wow she's perfect, but I doubt she even knows my name"
Friend: "you guys have a blind crush"
by -Anyonenoone February 15, 2014
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Ass blinded

When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.
Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.
by Frostbain December 19, 2007
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