night blindness

When you meet a girl under low lit conditions and she looks good but when you see her again in broad day-light she is nasty looking.

Man, she was nasty, I must have had night blindness when I met her.

by Phil Mizas December 27, 2007

Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.

Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness

by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010

Toe Blindness Syndrome

When your stomach is so big, you cannot see your toes.

Man, my boss already has TBS - Toe Blindness Syndrome, but he's still eating out of the vending machine.

by bing's wai July 8, 2011

disclaimer blindness

The temporary blindness or other visual problems that occur from trying to read hardly discernible product disclaimers on TV ads.

I can't see the program for this lingering disclaimer blindness!

by redPooka September 2, 2012

Maternal Blindness

Truly believing your ugly child is the best looking kid on the planet.

"Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"

by prfctlyflwd March 11, 2013

Cheese Blindness

The state of temporary insanity caused by the opportunity to consume cheese

I ate that whole block of cheddar in one sitting and I don't even remember doing it. That must be my cheese blindness acting up again

by Meringue March 19, 2015

Ass Blindness

When looking at an ass but your sole attention is on it that you fail to notice surrounding things such as the owners face or ect.

*Can be shortened to ass blind

David was caught in ass blindness as he didn't notice his friends were in the background.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.

by Axel432 December 16, 2014