Blimpie

Placing your foreskin around someone’s nose and plugging their mouth so when they breath through their nose your foreskin inflates

Why is it that when a bunch of white guys hangout and one of them passes out that they always do some borderline gay shit to them like giving them a blimpie?!

by Thirdpac November 17, 2020

Blimpie

Subs that turn people into blimps, zeppelins, and dirigibles.

The guy wouldn't wear the Goodyear shirt as often as he did if he didnt eat as many Blimpie subs as he did.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Blimpie

Subs that turn somebody into a blimp, zeppelin, or dirigible.

That guy ate Blimpie subs for so long he turned into a Nazi zeppelin.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Blimpie

New Jersey trash talk for a person with a small brain

" more ya fuckin' shit ya fuckin' blimpie"

by Glupes December 12, 2020

Blimpie

Where an individual uses a thin or Capri Sun like straw then proceeds to insert it into the tip of a man's penis and then blows with tremendous force to inflate the penis like a balloon animal

Yo dawg my dick is sore from yesterday
Oh yeah why's that?

You know Rachel from the Pawn shop?
That smokin redhead?
Yeah
She gave me a blimpie and I don't know how to feel about it

by SpanglyCharly March 31, 2021

Blimpist

One who flies a blimp or regularly flies in a blimp.

Hey Anita, Matt told me you changed jobs and now you're a blimpist. Nice move! Shame about the pay though, I hear junior-level blimpists make Jack.

by blimpman1969 December 15, 2021

Blimpkin

When attempting a Blumpkin but the receiver does not defecate and only a fart comes out

I didn't have to shit today... so all I could get from the old lady was a blimpkin

by Yellit1214Y February 10, 2022