Blimper

Someone who has sex with fat chicks. A hogger or fat bagger. A person who finds a plumper to be attractive.

Look at him macking on that chunker. He's such a blimper.

by PMax March 15, 2008

blimeyyour

When somebody forgets to put the space between "blimey" and "your", and then you said "blimeyyour" out loud and sound like an absolute tit.

Guy 1: C'mon, lets carry him home

Guy2: Cor blimeyyour heavy.

by Dyaaar March 18, 2010

blimpin

to get high; to smoke pot

dude we are so blimpin right now muahahahaha

by Jake Tessier April 1, 2007

blimp

a fat ass who usually wears vibrant colors which show off their fattiness

damn, that bitch in fresh choice was such a blimp! she had like 4 plates of food!

by KDIZZO March 13, 2005

blimmed on

heavily intoxicated, with the nuance of retaining some degree of control, not making a (total) fool out of yourself, and generally experiencing a "good drunk".

1. "Dude, I was totally blimmed on last night..."
"Yeah bro, me too, that party was balls deep."

2. "I wanna get blimmed on tonight!"

by DanInJapan January 9, 2009

Blimblums

Tits

The stripper displayed her blimblums.

by Morck March 31, 2009

Chat blimey, get governered.

A postmodern take on the work of the great twitterati, Jamie Vardy. It adds a uniquely British twist to a classic intimidation.

Did you hear how Archie got hit in Malia after telling the promoter you'll work for me some day?
Man was talking bare shit, chat blimey, get governered.

by roadmanHKU October 25, 2017