Blend Farting

Verb) Farting only in the most opportune moment in order to blend in with a smell, noise, or environment

I had to blend fart on my smelly boyfriend the other night, it was the only time I could find some temporary relief.

Jessica was blend farting at the club last night so hard she shit down her leg bro.

by Cakefartqueen September 17, 2022

Mixed Blend

The process of going to a dispensary and leaving with a variety of indica and sativa blends for the purpose of rolling blunts or using a vaporizer. also includes concentrates.

What kind of medication are you looking for?

I like a mixed blend. Some of this and some of that.

by Mikkster78 August 29, 2011

Special blend

A mix of two or more different kinds of weed strands being shredded and combined to, from there, be smoked until you get a special level of high.

" I have one strand of weed"

"I have a different stand of weed, we should combine them and make a special blend"

Also see "triple cheese blend".

by Majajory November 20, 2016

Blend 43

Sewage water masquerading as instant coffee but some people find it alright.

Person A: Want me to make you some instant coffee?

Person B: Is that blend 43? No thanks, it's indistinguishable from sewage water.

Person A: It tastes alright. To each his own, I guess.

by no1zhere May 26, 2018

Finger Blend

Process by which the index, middle, and thumb fingers maticulously blend both tobacco and medical marijuana in order to produce a spliff.

"Oh, bro nice Finger Blend on this spliff, it's hitting like a champ."

"Wow, you're right, the Finger Blend is a great way to evenly destribute the medical weed and tobacco for my spliffs."

by seanamiracle October 25, 2010

Blended foundation

A blended foundation is when you rail a chick in the ass so hard you have shit all over your dick and blood from slight tearing. Then use your dick to put that blend on her face like foundation

Tina loved it when Mark gave her a blended foundation.

by Scotch0784 November 25, 2021

Nut Blend

When two or more people cum inside you mixing their cum together to create a custom nut blend

James and I were left limping after being completely nut blended

by Regurgitate January 23, 2022