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nose bleed

Nose bleed seats are seats far away and high up on the stands. It comes from the real nose bleeding which occurs at actual high altitudes.
1: Did you see the Metallica concert. I was front row!!!
2: Lucky Bastard! I could only afford nose bleed seats.
by Naruto Phreek September 21, 2005
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Bleeding Through

An awesome straight edge band from Orange County, CA. One of the best metal bands out there right now.
by Number 7 With a Bullet June 2, 2004
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nose bleed

the anime version of an erection (well, in most anime thats appropriote for ages 16 and below), were a male character will bleed profusely from the nose when sexually excited. seeing that girls dont have erections and they cant show her panties getting wet, girls experience extremely red blush across their faces.
iruka sensei experienced naruto's sexy no jutsu and had a nose bleed
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006
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lip bleed

When someone so fine walks by and makes you bite your lip so hard it bleeds.
Man, she just gave me a lip bleed.
by Chill_Renee April 4, 2016
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Bleeding the lizzard

Look at that! All three of us bleeding the lizzard.
by vneckfalcon March 26, 2011
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bleeding obvious

to miss something so obvious to anyone who made any actual effort to look, or even glance, that only a complete moron or someone with the IQ of a pineapple would fail to see it. Predominantly an English expression, especially with London Cockneys.
Watson asked Sherlock who shot the victim. "Somebody with a gun." he mocked.

"Well thank you, Sherlock, for stating the bleeding obvious" Watson growled.
by Fafhrd November 22, 2019
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Bleed JPID

To have a strong affiliation and love for all things JPID
Hey man do you bleed JPID?”

“I bleed JPID”

”#bleedjpid”
by famousprophet February 29, 2020
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