cum blasted

1. To be shot in the face with a huge load of jizz that was being held in over a period of 2 weeks.

"Damn Corey's mom really got cum blasted after that BJ last night"

by Big Jerms August 24, 2005

cock blaster 9000

An item used to blast your cock, mainly using lemons as a fuel source. Though highly efficient, the lemons give off an odor that smells like a Shrek cosplayer who was late at Comicon. Cock blasters are also used as chemical weapons in Siberia, where a secret war between the hamsters of Guatemala and the geese of Guantanamo bay takes place, brawling for food, and women.

Damn, cock blaster 9000's are dangerous and smelly, but I have a way to use my Lemons.

by tkover9000 November 23, 2014

ghetto-blaster

a chromed out portable cassette radio from the 80's the larger the better.

by Chris J May 11, 2003

cap blasted

when sitting around with your friends drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and you hit that "ending point" where you stop talking anymore and have a vegatative or brain-dead stare. also happens while being drunk enough and doing a bong hit or two of some serious dank nugs and its "all over" after that. your cap has been blasted...or think of it as the top of your skull just being separated from the rest of it.

man, my boy was having a good time until he did that bong rip and he got completely cap blasted.

by brycemovement August 11, 2006

Dinner Blasted

When you take someone out to dinner and you rape them afterward.

Guy #1: Did you take my mom out to dinner

Guy #2: Ya dude I totally dinner blasted her

by M00NPRODUCTIONS May 16, 2010

ass blaster

good Mexican food

"How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"

"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."

by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003

blasted a confetti cannon

Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.

by jk63 August 12, 2016