Blarable

Whatever you want it to be *wink wink*

"And anyway, Blarable!"

by Munqiness January 15, 2004

bearmain

A guy called Jermain who is the cutest, most adorable and most funny guy you’ll ever meet. If you ever meet him, be sure to greet him with a triple cheeseburger and cheesy fries, and 10 tacos with a can of coke. Jermain <3

Hey is that Bearmain, lemme buy him food.

by Fathippo9696 May 16, 2019

baarmaan

Chubby dude living in China that vapes a lot goes to clubs and jacks off to pornhub premium, but at the end of the day he’s a pretty dope motherfucker to be around with

Bro baarmaan is litty af

by urbandictator123 July 26, 2021

blarfashmoogie

A word that is so universal, it can be used for anything.

Synonym of smosh.

1.) Blarfashmoogie said we have to eat the spaghetti.
2.) Sally, please stop blarfashmooging around!
3.) That was one whylin' blarfashmoogie party!
4.) Let's go smoke a blarfashmoogie after school.

by Big Gr'rl May 18, 2006

Blargasm

(n.) A male masturbatory orgasm with bad timing as the wanker is accidentally met with an unpleasant sight or sound.

A: Yeah, I shouldn't have turned my head to that grindcore band poster...it was a horrible blargasm.
B: Oh right, then try living next door to someone who watches Oprah and Richard Simmons everyday.

by Blargspeed April 19, 2009

barmaiding

For a male to have a partner give them a hand job which simulates the act of a bar maid pulling a pint of smooth draught. The person giving the hand job, should pull the erect shaft to and fro repeatedly, as a barmaid would do, when pulling a pint.

Jess was barmaiding Ben when he shot his creamy pint of boddingtons all over her fairly average breasts.

by starspoon1 March 23, 2011

blahmafragulus

use it whenever you feel like it. or whenever it sounds good. no really strict definition. can be used pretty much anytime, but mostly when up set or saying no. opposite of kijizzle.

person1: Can you come to the atreyu concert?
person2: no i cant.
person1: Blahmafragulus! that sucks.

by herald(the pigeon man) November 20, 2004