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Bladed

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.
Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man
by Dan the Man January 22, 2005
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blade wars

The name posterity will give to our current time period, characterised as it is not so much by global warming or religious terrorism, but by the constant battle between rival razor manufacturers to see how many blades they can fit on their next generation shaving tool. It may yet prove to be the bloodiest conflict of all time.
Citizen of the year 2085: My Mom's so old, she even remembers what "DVD"s are! I mean, they were popular way back during the blade wars!
by John Doom October 18, 2006
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blad-blazer

An extremely inconsiderate loud person. Often making noise just to get attention and feel superior.
Mike cranked up the volume of his laptop to the maximum setting. He is such a blad-blazer.
by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015
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Niyo Blade

Niyo blade is when a Genji Blade kills 0 or 6 people. Literal Gamble.
WTF NIYO BLADE POG

or

WTF NIYO BLADE, STOP FEEDING
by Kayjii May 17, 2022
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Crackin the Beads

Hairflip with attitude. The new "WHATEVER!" The equivalent of rolling your eyes in digust, except, using your beads.
Girl: "Hey everyone, look at my new ring that I just bought. It was very expensive!"

Guy 1: "Hey! What kind of mood ring have you got there?"

Girl: "... You're a mood ring!"

(After turning her nose up with disgust, the girl stomps away with major attitude.)

Guy 1: "Whoa!"

Guy 2: "Dude, she was totally Crackin the Beads at you."
by Gemgasmic August 4, 2009
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Malenia, Blade of Miquella

A boss in Elden Ring that states her name and occupation upon killing you.
Friend: Can you help me beat Malenia, Blade of Miquella?

You: Let me solo her.
by Mor B. Us August 12, 2022
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Tentacle blade

The "tentacle blade instance" founded and made popular by Southpaw refers to any instance in which a character has the will, means, and resources to kill another character, and when given the opportunity, chooses not to with no further explanation. Most excuses given are the character forgetting to use their resources or calling them arrogant.
Person 1: "Hey, why doesn't Doc Ock ever kill Spider-man with the blades in his tentacles? He wants to kill him and has so many chances."
Person 2: "That's a tentacle blade moment and bad writing."
by the massive big O January 16, 2022
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