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birthday wig

The visible hair when a female is in her birthday suit.
Hey man, check out your mom's birthday wig. I'd wear that to the next late-night social function!
by My Crotch2009 February 5, 2009
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birthday suit

one's bare skin (from the fact that a person would not have any clothes on the minute they were born)
I found it embarrassing for them to see me in my birthday suit.
by Light Joker August 3, 2005
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Birthday Brothers

Two people that were born on the same day. They do not have to be blood relatives.
Paul and Scott were both born on June 30, therefore they are birthday brothers.
by stupidass5000 June 29, 2008
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Birthday Minute

When the time of day matches the month and day of your birth. Usually when the time is shown on television.
by toypit June 16, 2016
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Birthday suit

Basically naked , the way one is born , defined by renowned spokesmen M o h a k C
I feel really comfortable roaming around home in my birthday Suit.
by fragger123 December 7, 2017
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Birthday

The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.
by JBurton31 April 14, 2010
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birthday tool

A person who feels the need to make sure absolutely everyone knows it's THEIR birthday. These people will constantly remind everyone they make eye contact with, and count down through their facebook statuses several days in advance. Even though everyone has a birthday, they feel that theirs is somehow equivalent to a national holiday.

Birthday tools can easily be spotted by dramatic ensembles, including fluffy tiaras, an excessive amount of balloons, cakes, etc.
Birthday tool: ZOMG MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 6 DAYS!!!!1!!!1!
Normal Person: ...Cool.

on actual date of birthday:
Birthday tool: GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?! TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Normal person: Too bad you announced that 8 times already.
by i.have.no.name. November 4, 2009
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