Bismarck

Bismarck. Perhaps the most feared vessel ever built. With a main armament of 8 15" SK C/34 main guns, laid out in a 4x2 configuration, she became infamous almost instantly. Best known for the sinking of the British battlecruiser HMS Hood, she was an impressive vessel. She was fast, heavily armed, heavily armored, and a great metal beast. She has collected 4 things over the years: a Sabaton song (aptly named "Bismarck"), waifu status (thanks Azur Lane), fame, and is also an SCP (SCP-4127). She has gone down (no pun intended) in history as an icon of naval power. She has a lesser known sister ship, Tirpitz. Tirpitz was in Norway when she was attacked by aircraft and capsized. The final battle of Bismarck occurred in 4 phases: the first, when British carrier Ark Royal caught up with her and attacked her with Swordfish torpedo bombers, which disabled her steering gear and jammed her rudders in a turning position, the second phase being the shadowing of British cruisers (causing no real damage), the third phase when she was cornered by British battleships Rodney and King George V, as well as the cruisers Norfolk and Dorsetshire. She was sunk in this phase. The fourth phase was that of planes from the Luftwaffe attacking the retreating British ships, resulting in the loss of a destroyer.

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by maybesomeonerandomyes February 8, 2021

bismarck

When you take a shit in the toilet tank and it comes out the next time someone flushes.

Dude the party sucked so hard I had no choice but to sink a bismarck.

by amik July 15, 2008

bipsmack

to threaten to or to slap someone upside of the head.
to hit someone in a quick manner.

Man I was about to bipsmack that bitch.

by Johnny Blade January 31, 2007

Bismarck

A sexual activity in which either partner jumps from any distance, with the intent of penetration.

Bob recently injured his penis while attempting a 5-foot Bismarck with Mary.

by Matt T 777 December 9, 2008

Sink The Bismarck

A term describing the act of anal intercourse.

"She likes it when I sink the Bismarck". or "I'm totally sinking the Bismarck tonight!"

by BRM1975 October 26, 2013

bismarcked

A term or condition that has been marked up or doctored so that its original parameters have been intensified to the point of offensiveness.

In a successful attempt to infuriate the French to the point of declaring war in 1870, the Prussian chancellor Otto van Bismarck intercepted Kaiser Wilhelm's letter and bismarcked it, turning it into a direct insult to the French identity.

by Sapporo Jimbo May 18, 2005

stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment

The stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment is a two part maneuver. The stratford 80 lockdown part consists of putting the girl's legs behind her head and tying them together with her panties. Following this, you pull out, punch her in the nose, smear the blood, and then cum on her face, thus completing the bismark attachment.

So i was doing this chick last night and decided to throw her into a stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment. Lets just say, i don't think she'll let me near her again, ever.

by papa_bear January 28, 2008