Birch bitch

Someone whose white fragility makes them not as woke as they think they are.

Why have you got a BLM tattoo?! you're such a birch bitch!

by Unicorn_69 September 10, 2022

Danny Birch

Danny Birch is the most extravagant, big dick , big future type of guy.

Danny Birch can do it better than anyone

by Danny Birch November 21, 2019

Birch Barlow

That fat conservative radio guy on The Simpsons.

Birch Barlow is the fourth branch of government and the fifty first state

by Toby Da Pug February 07, 2019

Alex birch

Gets sucked off by rhian everyday and she can't deny it or she is big gay and wants to fuck Lewis

Alex birch is gay

by Epic forntjtensjsj March 01, 2020

Birch

Absolute fucking zyn lord Mfer be in science class with Pablo Escobar and still doing more coke than him. Gaslighting champ of the year women don’t speak to him unless he text first. Either a dope ass guy or a huge asshole

Guy 1: did you see birch in class today?
Guy 2: he was buzzing like a be

Guy 1: he’s literally osamzyn Ladin

by Eder’s future wife October 12, 2023

Birch

Lady boy lover and all round good guy x

‘Rip It Up’
‘My names birch. Show us your tits’

by JamieCrick November 22, 2021

Birch

Birch is the nice way of calling your friend a bitch.

You: sup bro
your friend: sup birch

Or...
Your Friend: Ohmygosh did you hear about Britney?
You: spill the tea
Your friend: She is such a birch........

by That Bish November 28, 2019