after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck

simply the best comeback in any situation ever

Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010

birthday sex

Obligation-free sex which happens on or around someone's birthday. Usually initiated by the birthday boy/girl's partner, and involving a mix of acts which more favour the birthday boy/girl's preferences.

The usual rules of reciprocation and mutual pleasure are temporarily suspended, and the birthday girl/boy is considered free to cum whenever and wherever the fuck they please.

Nah, can't come out tonight... I'm hoping for birthday sex.

by evilbrent September 19, 2006

birthday

A holiday that occurs every 365 days in celebration of freedom from the mother's womb.

My birthday is on December 9th.

by Sue Doe Nymm June 5, 2009

Birthday Luck

On your birthday, a nuclear explosion of luck happens inside you. It causes you to have the ability to do anything. That attractive guy/girl you like? You're dating. That proposal you were worried about showing your boss? Got you a promotion. Daft Punk? They're playing at your house.

Guy 1: So wait, you're calling in sick today to take Caroline to the Usher concert? Nice!

Guy 2: Wrong. Usher invited me and my beautiful lady-friend to personally chill with him today.

Guy 1: Damn! How the hell did you pull that off?

Guy 2: Birthday Luck, man!

by WhoDeyWhoDat April 9, 2011

Biohacker

Biohacker - A person who enjoys exploring the details of one's life, or way of living, and how to stretch their capabilities

Origin of the word is from the combination of:

Bio - from Greek bios "one's life, course or way of living, lifetime"

Hacker - A person who enjoys exploring the details of programmable systems and how to stretch their capabilities*

*The Jargon File, a glossary for computer programmers that was launched in 1975

He is a real biohacker by always finding ways to push his human potential

As a biohacker he is always experimenting with his mind and body to optimize himself.

by The Biohacked Life May 21, 2018

back birth

1. A person that is equal in your esteem to a lump of feces

2. A lump of feces

In the Pilot Episode of Firefly (aired last by the same backbirths that cancelled it after less than a season) the "Purplebelly" Federal Agent sometimes called the "Mole" says, “Do you think I am a complete back birth?”

by —thoughtstorms— March 26, 2009

Doggy style birth

Where the mother gives birth whilst positioned on all fours.

Child: I was delivered via a doggy style birth. Her obligatory bowel movement hit me right in the face.

by Squeeze87 October 15, 2011