On your birthday, a nuclear explosion of luck happens inside you. It causes you to have the ability to do anything. That attractive guy/girl you like? You're dating. That proposal you were worried about showing your boss? Got you a promotion. Daft Punk? They're playing at your house.
Guy 1: So wait, you're calling in sick today to take Caroline to the Usher concert? Nice!
Guy 2: Wrong. Usher invited me and my beautiful lady-friend to personally chill with him today.
Guy 1: Damn! How the hell did you pull that off?
Guy 2: Birthday Luck, man!
Guy 2: Wrong. Usher invited me and my beautiful lady-friend to personally chill with him today.
Guy 1: Damn! How the hell did you pull that off?
Guy 2: Birthday Luck, man!
by WhoDeyWhoDat March 23, 2011
Apr 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
