1. A person that is equal in your esteem to a lump of feces

2. A lump of feces
In the Pilot Episode of Firefly (aired last by the same backbirths that cancelled it after less than a season) the "Purplebelly" Federal Agent sometimes called the "Mole" says, “Do you think I am a complete back birth?”
by —thoughtstorms— March 26, 2009
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